Everyone poops!

It's true.  Everyone poops!  Just to clear it up someone wrote a book so that we learn this from an early age...

However...they also wrote this!

anyway, it's true.

Everyone poops and there is even a poop chart designed to let you know how your insides are doing.

You can gauge your health and diet based on how long things spend in your colon!

What's your type?  There is some confusion as to what's "normal" but a few things are certain; 

Type 7 is really BAD! 

Type 1 means you eat shit and garbage!

P.S. I also learned it shouldn't smell.  So I'll need a better expletive than "it smells like shit in here!"

Have a great day!

Say what??!!??

At the grocery store yesterday someone spoke up about my grocery choices.  

This has NEVER happened. 

This woman told me 

"I don't know why you waste your money on that organic stuff, I've been eating this normal stuff for 55 years"

What the hell was that?

It took everything I had in me not to tell her what I really thought, but all I said was 

"Well they aren't exactly produced the way they were 55 years ago were they?"

Good for me!

FATTY! (Left out)

Let's not even compare the contents of our opposing grocery carts.  

Mine: Organic salad mix, organic bananas, organic tomatoes, organic apples, non-organic wine!

Hers: Cheetos, Spaghetti-O's, milk and some other junk.

NOT TO MENTION THE FAT KID IN YOUR CART! (also left out)

So regardless of whether or not the food I bought was organic, her cart was full of shit and garbage!

WHAT YOUR FAT KID CAN"T WALK?, GOOD THING HE"S GOT CHEETOS TO EAT! (Ugh)

Thanks for listening to my rant, that's just never happened before.  It was crazy.  Maybe if she wasn't fat and was 100 years old I might have considered her position.  

I will always listen to the opinions of people that are 100!...unless they tell me not to drink wine!  

Nothing to do with food!

Well, maybe a little bit.  Re-usable grocery bags are for holding food!!
(Which better be locally grown and Organic)

So here's a giveaway!  I love my Kindle, I love my husbands Kindle Fire, and I love love love ChicoBags.  If you don't know what they are they are the most amazing reusable grocery bags ever!  The stuff back into themselves so you can toss them anywhere.  So easy, and so stylish!

Enter to win here!!